1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock
1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'