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Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS
by dictionary sire February 4, 2010
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2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.
2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.
2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
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