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Someone with a cock for a nose

"hey cock nose! you have a cock where your nose should be, that's why they call you cock nose! (it's a visual thing)"

cock nose by Cock nose January 5, 2005

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Cock Nose

you call someone a cock nose when you are losing an argument. or just in general when someone says something stupid.

person 1 - 'you are really shit at this game'

you - 'cock nose'

Cock Nose by sunish c September 19, 2004

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Cock Nose

In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect.

school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon?

Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.

school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.

It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:

scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?

Cock Nose by El Jesus January 4, 2007