cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Cock Mummy

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

by BeBoSmu December 17, 2007

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

Mumm ra's cock

The result of drying your cock after sex with low grade toilet tissue. The result resembling what mumra from the Thundercats cock would look like.

"jeezy peeps, what the fuck is that White papery shit all over my bell end?"

"looks like that shitty bog roll I stole from work"

A classic case of Mumm ra's cock.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011