Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.

I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.

by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022

crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"

"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "

by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016

Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.

Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!

by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009

Cocktrumpeter

1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.

"Constance is a first-chair Cocktrumpeter."

by Beefy Phil January 6, 2008