When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!
1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.