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Cock Crumper

When the girl you are having sex with is doing the work on top and once your D*** falls out of her P**** (while you still have a boner) she sits on it and it bends backwards in an uncomfortable position.
Dude I was Screwing your mom last night and it went horrible! She is such a cock crumper!
by Happy A tha Clown October 20, 2009
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Cock Crumpet

A very sexually desirable and attractive person.
I haven’t seen him all weekend. He’s got a new bit of Cock crumpet.
by Petunia Fortunia March 5, 2022
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crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"
"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "
by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016
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