Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu October 22, 2008

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

Cock Bloxers

A pair of boxers that does not allow for easy access to the cock.

"Josh was totally wearing his cock bloxers when I went to give him head last night. It was kind of awkward."

by Juniper9516 October 7, 2011

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i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

cockboxer

(1) a homosexual
(2) someone who masturbates to excess
(3) a female who loves to give her man handjobs

"I hear Bob said his new girl is quite a cockboxer."

by Mike Melton June 11, 2006