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A virus rapidly spreading throughout the world via the digestion of the cereal named "Coco-Pops" it is caused by the pops that seem to occur when the coco-powder and saliva (hence the name of the cereal being Coco-Pops) when this happens a chemical reaction occurs that spreads a wet-like substance throughout the victims mouth.

Symptoms may include; rashes, a swollen mouth, rapid hair growth & non-stop tap dancing

There is no known cures for this other than to bring them to "Jones BBQ And Foot Massage" and get them a deep fried dinosaur, so if you know someone that has been affected by this virus its best to call them and get them some food

Robert "why is Greg tapdancing?"
Zach "he has Cocavirus"
Tymek "then we better take him to Jones BBQ And Foot Massage"
Zach "Yeah"

Cocavirus by Bobol November 19, 2020

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Cocainus

What you call your anus after having smuggled cocaine inside of it.

Roberto: Carlos, run the border patrol has spotted us!

Carlos: I can’t. These bags are gonna burst inside my cocainus.

Cocainus by Patty Papperman February 14, 2019

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cocainus

The rare act of rimming ones anus with cocaine to induce a slower, deeper, high.

"I can't believe I just saw Raj do cocainus! He's fucking crazy!"

cocainus by Jordan B September 16, 2005

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Cocainus

When you snort cocaine from someone's anus.

Dad: What did you and your girlfriend do yesterday?
Tyrone: We just did a bit of cocainus!
Dad: Aaaaaahhhh, I remember when your mom and I used do that. A LOT of cocainus have been done during my days haha.
Tyrone: Nice.

Cocainus by sadboigladboi October 2, 2019

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cocainus

The action of putting cocaine on/in the anus of an individual and inhaling it off/out.

Justin: Hey, Joe, did you hear I gave Samantha a cocainus last night?
Joe: Bro, that shit was crazy, I can’t believe you’re into that stuff.

cocainus by bootyconsumer123 June 4, 2018

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cocacious

The quality of being saturated in cocaine.

The cocacious gentleman in the room insisted that carbacious is a word.

cocacious by Wurd_Smith_getting_jiggywithit February 22, 2024

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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