Cocavirus

A virus rapidly spreading throughout the world via the digestion of the cereal named "Coco-Pops" it is caused by the pops that seem to occur when the coco-powder and saliva (hence the name of the cereal being Coco-Pops) when this happens a chemical reaction occurs that spreads a wet-like substance throughout the victims mouth.

Symptoms may include; rashes, a swollen mouth, rapid hair growth & non-stop tap dancing

There is no known cures for this other than to bring them to "Jones BBQ And Foot Massage" and get them a deep fried dinosaur, so if you know someone that has been affected by this virus its best to call them and get them some food

Robert "why is Greg tapdancing?"
Zach "he has Cocavirus"
Tymek "then we better take him to Jones BBQ And Foot Massage"
Zach "Yeah"

Cocavirus by Bobol November 19, 2020

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Cocainus

What you call your anus after having smuggled cocaine inside of it.

Roberto: Carlos, run the border patrol has spotted us!

Carlos: I can’t. These bags are gonna burst inside my cocainus.

Cocainus by Patty Papperman February 14, 2019

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cocainus

The rare act of rimming ones anus with cocaine to induce a slower, deeper, high.

"I can't believe I just saw Raj do cocainus! He's fucking crazy!"

cocainus by Jordan B September 16, 2005

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Cocainus

When you snort cocaine from someone's anus.

Dad: What did you and your girlfriend do yesterday?
Tyrone: We just did a bit of cocainus!
Dad: Aaaaaahhhh, I remember when your mom and I used do that. A LOT of cocainus have been done during my days haha.
Tyrone: Nice.

Cocainus by sadboigladboi October 2, 2019

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cocainus

The action of putting cocaine on/in the anus of an individual and inhaling it off/out.

Justin: Hey, Joe, did you hear I gave Samantha a cocainus last night?
Joe: Bro, that shit was crazy, I can’t believe you’re into that stuff.

cocainus by bootyconsumer123 June 4, 2018

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cocacious

The quality of being saturated in cocaine.

The cocacious gentleman in the room insisted that carbacious is a word.

cocacious by Wurd_Smith_getting_jiggywithit February 22, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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