shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.

Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.

by Koprky February 21, 2011

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Trench coat

Something someone with the name starting with j,l,g,m,n I would use to hide something

Oh look he has a trench coat!

by Michealjackson3333 January 1, 2021

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Trench Coat

What someone wears when they’re naked underneath. Usually after or before having sex.

What do you have underneath babe
*takes trench coat off*
Nothing

by oldfart69 November 4, 2019

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Trench coat

A long coat that is so long, in fact, the bottom can be normally seemed by the ankles of the person wearing it. The majority of those people are typically named ,but not limited to Garrettand eugene

As eugene/Garrett came closer and closer with his Ak47, I noticed the bottom of his trench coat was ragged and torn, probably because that's what he wore all the time

by San parrot December 24, 2019

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A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug November 30, 2015

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