coal mining

The act of consuming alcohol at a drinking establishment during day time hours, or immediately after a work day, usually in solidarity or a small group. Conversation is nonexistent or light, and the participant(s) need to appear preoccupied in thought, typically staring into the bar top.

Jeremy has been coal mining since he got off work at five.

by thedrunkardsmind September 23, 2016

Coal Mining

The act of a white girl trying to pick up a black guy.

"I'm no longer interested in Stacy after I saw her Coal Mining at the club last night."

by dudehata12 April 13, 2010

coal mining

the action of working your penis around in circular motions in a rectum to get feces on it

Paris Hilton - What are you doin back there?
Jay Leno - Coal mining bitch so shut up.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

Coal Mining

Doing her in the anus...with a hard hat on (condom)

I really didnt want to get her pregnant, so I just went coal mining.

by mr. boo jingles June 11, 2009

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018