Coach Mike 

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

Coach Mike by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

Coach Mike 

One goofy ass nigga

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

“That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”

Coach Mike by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019

Coach Mike 

An unempathetic coach

He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do

Coach Mike by 188888995 July 29, 2021

Coach Mike 

A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.

Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.

Coach Mike by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018

Coach Mike 

Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”

Coach mike- Coach nick theres cum in my eye

Coach Mike by Mikedadike July 7, 2025