Coach Parker

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D

Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D

by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011