clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 18, 2011

air clutch

When a person makes the motion of pushing in the clutch while pretending to be switching gears on a car with an automatic transmission.

Donald applied his air clutch when he switched from 1st to 2nd gear on his automatic transmission truck, pretending to be driving a stick shift.

by AmberJogsHerMemory January 31, 2018

clutch copped

One who gets with someone before Valentine’s Day

He clutch copped her booty

by Gaymorals February 13, 2018

snake clutch

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose

...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut

by turbocandy November 28, 2018

clutch spartan7

(adj.) A young cocky player with a furious attitude

"Wow, you're so clutch spartan7. Calm down and go train".

by clutch spartan7 March 07, 2016

stripper clutch

the act of a stripper picking up money with her pussy or ass cheeks

Rob was planning on being an asshole and picking up the money again to make it rain but misty went down and got it in her stripper clutch.

by kwaw January 19, 2014

coming in clutch

When you learn about clutching functions in topology.

Person 1: Damn, check out this construction that's coming in clutch!
Person 2: Yeah dude, I love to be constructing fiber bundles on spheres

by One-Eyed King March 27, 2023