russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

clumpiness 

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.

We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.

clumpiness by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018

Clempiness 

A relative measure of a combination of physiological buttock traits which result in the capture and exacerbation of one’s existing dirty butt.

I swear have the worst clempiness on earth, if I don’t shower directly after I sh*t I’ll have raw painful swamp ass all day.

Clempiness by Bbybgs December 27, 2020

Crumminesses 

Plural for the word ‘crumminess’, meaning The Horrors.

Don’t get crumminessed by the crumminesses

Crumminesses by Cuttledfish September 26, 2022

cousiness 

Female cousin

My cousiness and I had a fallen out

cousiness by 459395 April 3, 2023