clubber langed

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.

Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Clubber langed

When you let a big black man beat it up like Rocky in the meat freezer

"Omg girl, I got clubber langed last night and now I can't walk right"

by Cluber Lang December 15, 2018

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008