Club Cough 

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

Club Cough by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019

Stone Couch Club 

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club] for {Stone Couchers]. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.

Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.

Stone Couch Club by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011