Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

Clown Shoe

Used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the ass.

Person A: "Want to go to the movies?"
Person B: "Naw, I gotta help my mom with her make up"
Person A: "Your a fucking clown shoe" (click!)

by Shakes the Clown June 15, 2003

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 13, 2002

clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

Clown Shoe

Pejorative phrase. Indicates that a person, thing, or activity is ridiculous; a joke; not worthy of respect; silly; excessive; gaudy; exaggerated for the sake of comedic or dramatic effect; lacking nuance or depth; trite; cliche; stereotypical or oversimplified concept or idea.

Plural: Clown Shoes.

Origin: Shoes worn by clowns, usually brightly colored with a bulbous toe region, are made to elicit a cheap laugh; superficial effect;

Compared to the Playstation 3, the Nintendo Wii is a clown shoe.

by F.T.B. June 17, 2008

clown shoe

somebody who is a dumb ass, or does stupid things

my girlfriend whilst playing Halo on x box

Me..."quick, get in the jeep thingy and get away, the aliens are trying to mash you."
Her..."what"?
Me..."get in, quick"!
Her.."what? how"?
Me..."forget it, youre dead. Jeez, you're such a fu...ng clown shoe"!

by Shamsta January 15, 2007

clown shoe

1.A clown shoe is a person who acts stupid. or does senseless things.

2.A person who does an act to be laughed at.

3.A person who does jerk things unconsciously, and dont realize it.

4. Someone you just dont like

1."Hey stop, throwing rocks at car, you clown shoe"

2."Yea your really funny, fucking clown shoe"

3."You see that kid? He just kncoked over a display! CLOWN SHOE"

by Oden Chaos December 15, 2007