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Clown Nose 

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.
Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
Clown Nose by Lex Logic April 25, 2019
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Clown nose 

When a girl is on her period and she 69's her man. The menstrual blood causes the man's nose to look like that of a clown.
MAN 1-"Dude, my girl was on her period and we 69'd"
MAN 2-"Holy shit man, you got the clown nose?"
Clown nose by BIGP312 February 8, 2009

clown nose 

when you fart in your hand and close it then cover someones nose with the hand full-a-fart
o god while i was sleeping he gave me a clown nose
clown nose by bobo the sad for uties September 24, 2005

Clown Nose 

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.
I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.
Clown Nose by Clown Noser May 2, 2008

Clown Nose 

When you splooge all over a girls face than punch her in the nose.
Jim clown nosed Ruth and then attacked a wild bore.
Clown Nose by Shitface Magee February 6, 2004

Clown nose 

A side effect of performing anilingus (analingus) on a female who has started her menstrual cycle.
What's wrong ass goblin?

Went down for a feast and left with a clown nose...
Clown nose by agoblin September 14, 2018

Clown Nose 

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood
Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!
Clown Nose by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017