Clown Faced

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 6, 2011

Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

by KayJayy May 6, 2010

(kloun-feys) verb,
To ejaculate on your partners face, then punch them at hard as you can till they bleed.

She gave me lip so I clown faced the bitch, maybe next time she will make me a sandwich when I ask.

by JeffC November 28, 2006

To ejaculate cum on a females face after she has been successfully pleasured and happy. (i.e. painting her face white and leaving her with a smile)

I had a wild night with her last night leaving her with a clown face.

by S3K November 14, 2010

Only putting makeup on the front of the face, forgetting to blend it toward the neck area, creating a definite line.

That lady with the clown face needs to learn how to put her makeup on!

by Erin Wilcox September 5, 2008

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

The face a guy has while getting caught masturbating. Usually a surprised, a scared, and an O-face all put together.

I walked in on my brother and he had his clown face on.

by Oswaldo Sanchez April 18, 2006