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Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 05, 2010

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