Someone who makes a seemingly innocent remark but still offends somebody.

Originated in "Calvin & Hobbes 14-02-1986" and is a widespread humorous response to a comment on slashdot.org
Comment: If the Windows emulator for Linux is Wine, I guess the Mac emulator for Linux would be Mace?

Response: It's a "compatibility layer", you insensitive clod!
by Verlorenes Metallgeld July 17, 2008
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An up-and-coming word, potentially replacing words like retard, idiot, moron, etc.
Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll
by Jalanie Blü May 27, 2010
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Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.
1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.
by Chuck Norris the 3rd November 08, 2007
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A team of MySpace hackers famous for there of myspaces. Coined the term groverize in the late 1990's.
Yo you hear of the clods?
by Jlew costanza October 16, 2007
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A huge pair of boots, that are trampy, and dirty looking.
Michael Ryan wears Clod Hoppers!
by Rogue Trader CS January 21, 2006
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A verb that can be used in any situation.
-That boy just clod hopped that dog
Translation- That boy just fed the dog

-I just want to clod hop on his face
Translation- I just want to shit on his face

-I want to clod hop right now!
Translation- I want to play right now!
by James Kervick February 13, 2010
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A Creepy (or is it Cute..?) Little Old Dude who has made a gigantic poster of himself in order to advertise a Super Bowl party, and has thusly become a cult phenomenon on the Internet. His head is often superimposed on someone else's body to create amusing images, a process known as "clodding." Many agree that he is the quintessential Sexy Beast.
Did you see that picture of CLOD BALLZ in a thong? Man, that's one sexy beast!
by The Fiend March 06, 2004
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