Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Clit Commander

One who is a commander of a clit through sexual pleasure and/or stimulation of the clit

mike cannot compare to the Clit commanding power of Garrett

by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

The Clit Commander

Jason Mewes as "Jay" in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

Mewes: "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!"

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

clit commander

Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.

I am the Clit Commander!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003