Michael Clifford is a kitten from the band 5 seconds of summer that can go from a cute little slice of rainbow to hot sex god with the ability to make you faint
"hey, isn't Michael Clifford from the band, 5 Seconds Of Summer?"

"No, he's the random red-haired guy from the mastercard commercial, ya idiot."
by chemichaels January 4, 2018
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The baddest mofo around. You can find him spreading around conservatism in and around Northern California.

He owns you.
Q. Who is Clifford Danner?

A. He is the baddest mofo around North California and thinks Reagan was the best President of all time.

A. He also owns you.

Response: Ohhhhhhh.
by Connacht February 2, 2010
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a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.
dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely
by thehippopunch November 13, 2009
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Usually a name for an elder alchoholic man with a taste for the fine arts. Expierements with hallucinative drugs, slightly sexuallly molests his employees, and all around has an odd aura. If you see a "R.C" run like hell. He may be packing a penis anywhere from 4-9 inches with the girth of a Glade airfresh can. Also use caution if you are in posession of any kind of contraband because he will surely burn you with his laser penis blast.
Robert Clifford
example

Douglas: "Here comes R.C"
Kyle: "Shit he is going to touch us again"
Douglas: "He does have that look in his eye"
Kyle: "Wait, do you have weed on you?"
Douglas: "God help us"
by Zigology November 6, 2008
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The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.
Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning
by Kekkekkek1 April 13, 2020
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When a small puppy grows up to be a ridiciously massive dog similar to Clifford the Big Red Dog.
My neighbor's poodle was so little when they brought it home. Now it has been 2 years and it's over 100 lbs. and 3 and a half feet tall. When they asked how? I said "it's the clifford effect people."
by dj2xxnip May 15, 2010
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a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas
"oh shit clifford crapped!"
by Debbie Pancake March 6, 2008
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