New Year’s Cleave 

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

New Year’s Cleave by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Carlin's Cleaver 

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”

Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.

Carlin's Cleaver by Vitalogist August 5, 2020

whatever's cleaver 

To go with the flow while taking it easy.

"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"

whatever's cleaver by Boris Wong May 23, 2008

Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.

"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".

Cleaver Steamer by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007

Cleave spill 

When alcohol accidentally spills into cleavage, creating the ultimate scenario. Usually in shot configurations..

When that cleave spill happened, I wasn't about to waste it..

Cleave spill by cle-o December 5, 2014

Cleave Sleeve 

The space of cleavage under a woman’s shirt by way of going down her top.

“Hey Jennifer...why is your baby’s hand down your shirt?”
“He just loves my cleave sleeve!”

Cleave Sleeve by Jace Narcast March 10, 2021

sharpen the beaver cleaver 

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

sharpen the beaver cleaver by kootermaniac April 2, 2004