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When you hang your flaccid penis over a cat's head, the cat, believing it is a dangling toy, claws the tip of your penis until orgasm is achieved.

Clawjob can also be used in slang terms by saying Clawsdale.
Blaze: I just want Kesha to give me a softy right now.
Me: I want a fucking claw job right now. Trixy, get over here.

I was just trying to get ready for work this morning and I nutted everywhere because I got the greatest clawsdale of my life. Three swipes of the claw and I achieved nirvana.
Claw Job by Knowvis May 29, 2010
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A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
Claw Job by The Herd October 16, 2008
A amputee giving a hand job using a prosthetic arm with a claw attachment.
1) She gives the best claw jobs.

2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
Claw Job by Da Herd October 18, 2008
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