Classical G.A.S 

The G.A.S stands for "Green Apple Splatters" Classical G.A.S is much like normal "Green Apple Splatters" only it is experienced whilest listening to classical music.

Man, I had the worst case of G.A.S last night so I put on my beethoven CD to make it a classical G.A.S session

Classical G.A.S by GobbleDock September 29, 2010

classical sex

A fetish involving powdered wigs and having sex choreographed to classical music. This music usually must be fast paced such as the baroque genre and you must always finish during the crescendo.

-hey whats that powdered wig for?
--its for classical sex man, we totally smashed to mozart last night!

classical sex by KRA3PZ February 13, 2010

Classical Saxophone 

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.

Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.

Classical Saxophone by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020

Classical Star Wars fundamentalist 

A person, who would go on a heavenly crusade to ensure general acceptance for Star Wars having only the classic 3 parts. Sometimes combined with a fixation on the 3 first Indiana Jones movies

Peter: I'll soon be eating up my keyboard! There are only three real Star Wars movies! And don't say anything else about Indi either, I dare you!
Michael : It's obvious. You are a Classical Star Wars fundamentalist!

Classical Star Wars fundamentalist by TeacherMuhaha April 11, 2014

classical studies magnet academy 

Classical studies is a elementary/middle school. Located in bridgeport connecticut. There are two buildings, the main building and the annex. The annex is pre-k to 2nd grade and the main building is 3rd through 8th grade. The most chaos is at the main building. The principal isn’t the best at her job. They barely have any diversity in their staff. And if you go up to the third floor it ain’t pretty. 8th graders Talking about the most disgusting things such as, and i quote , “dropping the soap”. Half of the 8th grade are no longer virgins. Then we have 7th graders racing eachother down the hallway with pokémon cards. Not to forget the basketball teams are horrendous. There use to be a cheerleading team but because of low money it no longer exists. Last but not least the lunch is absolutely gross. Students have found hair,stables, and even dust in their lunch. This school is also known as CSMA

That place is such a classical studies magnet academy.
Ew that resturaunt taste like the food at classical studies magnet academy.

classical studies magnet academy by Camill Restave January 9, 2019

classical saxophonist 

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.

Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.

classical saxophonist by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016

Classic Sam's 15 minute break 

This is a variation of the normal 15 minute break. 1 person will page everyone for break. All will meet in the breakroom while coffee is being made. Once it is done, everyone grabs a cup and their smokes and head outside. The break starts once the cigs are lit. 15 minutes later everyone heads back to the breakroom for more coffee or to put their coat away. Some just go to ensure the others make it safely back. After a trip to the restroom, break is finally over. Skilled workers can make this break last 30 minutes easily. If you only work 200 days a year x 2 breaks a day, you could easily steal 100 hours a year just in breaks. That is something to strive for. Sure, this is time theft and you will get fired for it, but really, who is watching?

Has anyone seen Jon, Amy, or Ken? They went on break 15 minutes ago. Oh, thats right . They are on a classic Sam's 15 minute break.

Classic Sam's 15 minute break by Classic Sam August 23, 2009