Clark Syndrome 

Extreme mental slowness/Retardation/Forgetful

· Very small and barely noticeable penis

· Very small or barely noticeable ass

· Unable to form complete sentences

· Hair loss

· Strange Rashes

· Feelings of Depression, anger, irritability due to ugliness

· Extreme moodiness

· Inability to get a date

· Deep purple face due to embarrassment/anger

- Inability to produce an erection in the company of non-family members

- Dreams involving their mother or father in an erotic mannor

- Sexual dreams involving Jesus with a three headed dildo

- Instant Ejaculation at the sight of a dark skinned person

- Printing off of pictures and storing of nude picutres involving immediate family members

Damn that guy Chris sure has Clark Syndrome

Clark Syndrome by Tdcss August 17, 2008

Dick Clark Syndrome 

When somebody looks the same as they did 20+ years ago.

I saw a lot of people at my Class reunion, but only a few had "Dick Clark Syndrome".

Dick Clark Syndrome by Bush Donkey September 24, 2011

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) 

(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS) by Hoogs February 16, 2009

Ryder-Clark Syndrome 

Noun. A state in which someone / something conveys the quality or qualitie(s) of Jonathan H. Ryder-Clark. Common symptoms are fatigue, distress, anger, sadness, confusion, and most commonly overall un-intelligence.

"Dude wth stop doing that, you must got Ryder-Clark syndrome"

Ryder-Clark Syndrome by ThePreferredWord September 26, 2017

Isaac Clark Syndrome

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and it will be your responsibility to fix it.
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The word should Being Defined (Isaac Clark Syndrome)

Anything that can happen, anything that can go wrong , will always go wrong, And you have the responsibility to fix it.

Ain't that a bitch.

Ah dead space, my brother and I stopped calling it Murphys law in relation to Isaac and started calling it Isaac Clarke syndrome.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong and it will be your responsibility to fix it.

Isaac Clark Syndrome by Klendagort February 18, 2026

Clark Kent Syndrome 

Where a person (usually a guy) is barely worth attention with his glasses on, but when he takes them off you notice how very hot and attractive he is.

(sees guy without his glasses)
Girl 1: OMFG! Where are you glasses?!
Guy: I got contacts.
Girl 1: Aha..... (distracted)
Girl 2: (whispers) Clark Kent Syndrome.
Girl 1: Yeah, totally....

Clark Kent Syndrome by 1mad_scientist December 1, 2009

Clark Kent Syndrome 

Based off Superman, it's the inability to notice that someone wearing glasses and that person not wearing glasses are the same person.

Kyle: Tim? Is that you?

Tim: Yeah.

Kyle: Oh. I almost didn't notice you with your glasses on.

Tim: Yep. That's Clark Kent Syndrome for you.

Clark Kent Syndrome by Rommer711 August 25, 2010