Clapmax

When you make her squirt and you clap immediately after.

I made her squirt so much I had to clap after I did it!!! It was the hottest clapmax ever!!

by The Clapmax munk August 27, 2021

clapmaster

Is one who has an STD, who master the art of making their partner feel that they are the carrier by getting treated routinely before their notice symptoms. Person is normally none for one night stands.

Mike is the Clapmaster. He's always catching and passing the clap to a chick.

by ojuice79 May 13, 2009

Abe clapman

Abe clapman is a term used for the man/girl with the smallest penis

Zahara: wow u have an Abe clapman

Abe: is it that small?

by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021

Claxmaxxing

When you continuously watch Claxmcb while doing one or more of the following MUNTING, gooning, figging, edging, reaching goonvana, going into goontosis, ect...

"Hi Mr. Belding, I've been non stop Claxmaxxing all weekend!"

by Dexxy70 March 26, 2024

Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009