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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

balls like church bells 

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

churchbells 

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease
Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!
churchbells by chris.l23 January 23, 2010

churchbell 

To reach from behind, grab the wiener, and yank down firmly, causing the balls to clank together. Bonggggg!
I was showering and my neighbor Shawn churchbelled me.
churchbell by harrywetseaward February 24, 2018
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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