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Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.
Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.
by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020
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ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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balls like church bells

That base jumper's got balls like church bells
by Tarantula960 January 25, 2014
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Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!
by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013
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churchbells

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease
Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!
by chris.l23 January 23, 2010
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churchbell

To reach from behind, grab the wiener, and yank down firmly, causing the balls to clank together. Bonggggg!
I was showering and my neighbor Shawn churchbelled me.
by harrywetseaward February 24, 2018
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