Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.
1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.
by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019
Get the Church Gas mug.While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!
by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017
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When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"
The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.
by pastor smooth April 16, 2010
Get the Churchgasm mug.1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church
2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day
2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day
by timlight July 16, 2009
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