Church Gas 

Grouchy, church-going grandmas will often allow hot, putrid methane gas to slowly seep from their wrecked buttholes in hopes that everyone sitting around them will catch a good whiff. Church gas is vindictive, purposeful and is used to get back at the congregation for one reason, or another.

1) Yo, what up Dre?... Damn, is Grandma up in this hizzy? Smells like massive church gas 'round here!

2) Pastor Dan punished me by requiring me to wipe down all the church pews because a grandma church gassed during his sermon.

Church Gas by tbizzy2 August 21, 2019

churchgasam 

When you are so full of the Holy Spirit you let out a loud OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JESUS!!!!

While in Church I had a huge ChurchGasam!!! OOOOO JEEESSSUUUSSS!!! I was filled with the Holy Spirit!!!

churchgasam by SlaveDeb January 9, 2017

Churchgasm 

When someone falls to the ground during church and begins writhing on the floor in ecstasy. Known in Christian churchs as"Slain in the Spirit." and Hindu as "Kundalini"

The Pastor started screaming into the mic, and three girls fell to the ground and began having a churchgasm.

Churchgasm by pastor smooth April 16, 2010

churchmas 

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day

The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.

churchmas by timlight July 16, 2009

churchgate tavern 

A pub in leicester for people who LOVE regae and rnb. Great atmosphere, great people, fantastic night!!!!!!!

hey have you been to the churchgate tavern yet? its bangin!!

churchgate tavern by darlo2009 August 24, 2009