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chuffed to bits 

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.
chuffed to bits by fenotter October 11, 2011

Chuffed to Bits 

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.
"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"
Chuffed to Bits by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026