A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
Get the Chuck E Cheesesmug. A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
Get the Chuck E Cheesesmug. A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.
by cali-penguin January 12, 2015
Get the Chuck E Cheesesmug. Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.
by Andie June 18, 2004
Get the Chuck E. Cheesemug. by Kidswillbekids April 19, 2019
Get the Chuck E. Cheesemug. A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009
Get the Chuck E Cheesemug. by DizzyLizzy December 29, 2006
Get the chuck e. cheesemug.