Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E Cheeses 

A magical playland where a pedophile in a mouse costume watches children play and gives them fake money in the form of tickets. A place where losing in skeeball or not getting a 10,000 ticket prize results in children crying out of sheer depression. A place where workers couldn't give less of a shit who does what. A place where little childrens birthday parties are held and a giant animatronic mouse often malfunctions causing little Sally to act like a broken twig bitch. Diseases.

Sally stop crying in Chuck E Cheeses the mouse isn't real it's a robot, beyotch!

Chuck E Cheeses by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Chuck E. Cheeses 

See Brothel

a place where you can pay for some cheap entertainment, and catch a contagious disease....

Chuck E. Cheeses is gross-it's the kind of place you take your kids if you hate them

We took Debbie and Biff to Chuck E. Cheese-they spent $30 dollars on Skee-Ball and only won 5 tickets, Biff got into a fight with another kid, and they both have Staph!

Chuck E. Cheeses by repoed2 July 23, 2009

Chuck E Cheese 

A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.

Why not go to Chuck E Cheese?

Chuck E Cheese by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009

Chuck E Cheese Pizza 

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.

Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

Chuck E Cheese Pizza by Minecraft1238 February 19, 2019

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody 

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.

The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody by Dyalect March 5, 2015