Christmas Crap

the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.

mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.

Christmas Crap by santas elf December 29, 2009

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Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.

Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!

Christmas crap by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022

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Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

Christmas Crapper by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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