people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
by nigelisgod November 29, 2010
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Get the Christmas present mug.Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).
A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.
Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.
Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.
by laura3450 August 2, 2009
Get the Finding Christmas Present mug.Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.
can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
Get the Serbian Christmas present mug.its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 22, 2007
Get the Indian christmas present mug.A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
Get the Mexican Christmas Present mug.1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008
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