the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian
by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019
Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017
People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.
"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020
The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 23, 2021
Christian is a nice seeming person on the outside but when you get to know him it will change. Christian will always gaslight you and accuse you of gaslighting. Christian will constantly start arguments and can't accept when he's wrong. He's a horrible person and a terrible friend
by MisterMando November 22, 2021
An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
by Chiggers777 December 17, 2021