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Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian
Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin
by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019
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