A poor kid that ironically is named
Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey
Christian, Are you
Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey
Christian, Are you a
Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a
god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.