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Christcakes 

A mix of words Christ and Cake. Always used in plural form. Use it the same way as you'd use "Oh my God" or "Christ!"

Can also be used in combination with WTF.
1)Holy fucking christcakes! That girl Carolyn has'em big ass titties.

2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?
Christcakes by Fucking Russian August 17, 2006

Christcake

Christcake |krīstkāk|
noun.
an actual cake made to resemble, look like or be in the shape of Christ; the after effect of the action of Christcaking
verb.
the act of tickling, poking, beating, crushing, snake-biting or possibly biting someone in the area of Christ's crucifixion; form of innocuous torture; only a rite of passage, one can only be Christcaked by a one time Christcakee only.
"Guess what Judith! I made a Christcake today!"
"Really Anabell? I just Christcaked my brother today for the first time. He deserved it!"
"Oh Anabell!" (giggle)

Christcake by chritcakee2 March 26, 2009

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026