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Chrissy P 

A person with a sexy hat who often is musical and plays an instrument such as the bass guitar.

Girls often look at Chrissy P play and walk on and off stage wishing that he'd finger them harder than the bass guitar.

Pablo Escobar is rumoured to have been involved with a Chrissy P within his cartel as his cartel's designated band needed a bassist who would get girls on their knees begging for a Chrissy P, or Chrissy P's hat.
That's a cool hat, we're you inspired by a Chrissy P?

That bass guitar playing is sexy, must have been played by a Chrissy P
Chrissy P by bluefoxj November 25, 2021
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Chrissy pissy

A cool dude with a beautiful gf named Ashley acosta
Omg your bf is chrissy pissy

Chrissy pissy

Chrissy pissy is a girl who wets the bed with a passion!!
Chrissy pissy by Mandahgreek12 March 27, 2017

chrissy poo 

A guy that makes dirty songs and dates the ugliest girl in school.
Me: chri-
Chrissy poo:what's wrong honey cheeks, you're getting kinda freaky, i really love yo ass and i kinda wanna squeezey, you make me kinda horny baby please let me sip in easy, yo pussy so wet, it feelin kinda greasy
Uh yea

So baby calm down, I wanna go out, have some fun, drink some rum, so now we go down, in the bed, give me head, and that's the best, when you gettin kinda dirty
yuh
chrissy poo by Trashy Tina May 29, 2018

Chrissy poo bear 

A handsome stud who gets all the women in the school
That Korean man is such a Chrissy poo bear
Chrissy poo bear by mcchrissc March 15, 2023

Pissy Chrissy

Cody: "God, Amanda, you're bitching so much today. Stop acting like a Pissy Chrissy."

Amanda: "Shut the fuck up, Cody."

Cody: "Wow, you're such a Chris."
Pissy Chrissy by yung nug November 12, 2019

pulling a chrissy 

liking all or most of someone's instagram pictures in order to get their attention
"josh was totally pulling a chrissy last night just to have an excuse to talk to evelynn"
pulling a chrissy by Jopie May 10, 2016