Chris Ho 

A person that is constantly engaged in "enlightenment" of the mind.

What the sardine bread! I didn't know he was such a Chris Ho!

Chris Ho by ieatsardinebread May 7, 2010

Chris Brown a Ho 

The act to brutally beat and embarrass the opposite sex.

1) Pimp: Bitch, where's my money! Your two pennies short! -Chris Brown a ho-

2) Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu...

3) Girl 1: That guy just called me a hoochie!

Girl 2: Ohhh girrll, time to Chris Brown a Ho.

Chris Brown a Ho by R-Ill February 21, 2009

Chris Brown dat ho!

The act of showing a bitch who's boss. Specifically, donkey punching yo bitch in the eye several times enough that her picture appears in the media and she clearly understands who's boss and forgives you.

Girl yells at her man and friend says:

"You need to Chris Brown dat ho!"

Chris Brown dat ho! by cheif_slapaH0 March 8, 2009

chris houlis 

Kid who likes to play xbox, ride quads, or when he is broke suck dick for money

Chris Houlis: I need money for gas
Random person: i got 10 $
Chris: I'll suck your dick for that
Random person: Alright (Cums in his face)

chris houlis by JohnTheDinosaur July 9, 2011

Chris Holmes 

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!

Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

Chris Holmes by West coast cardboard September 3, 2020

Chris Houps 

Houps a man intent on messing with Hawaiians!

A Chris Houps is an adolescent and hairy as part of their hipster lifestyle

Houps Always be talking s*** about Hawaiians!

Chris Houps by Portuguese Fabio March 24, 2021

Chris Hollywood

The ex-guitarist of Black Veil Brides. Now in the band House Of Glass. He is a kick-ass person and hot as hell!!!!!

person1- heyy how did you like your trip to hollywood?
person2- he was hella good in bed....ohh you ment the city didn't you?!
person1- well Chris Hollywood is SEXY AS HELL!!!

Chris Hollywood by Mrs. R. Radke January 1, 2010