We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
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Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
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The lead vocalist and lead guitarist of the Austuralian band The Living End.

The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:

1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.

2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.

3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...

4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.

Chris Cheney:

Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.

ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
One of Chris Cheney's favourite TV Show is 'The Simpsons'.
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A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.
Did you hear that Connor got Chris Smith'd today?
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Incredible point guard of the New Orleans Hornets. He is hands down the best point guard in the league, because the Hornets would be NOTHING without CP3. A multi-dimensional threat who can not only become a prolific scorer himself, but turn his teammates into dangerous scorers as well, and for a point guard he is a surprising force on defense. Always an MVP candidate. Talent like this is not seen very often.
Chris Paul is a generational point guard who's talent we have not seen since Magic Johnson.
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A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.
"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"
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is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.
"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"
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