Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.
Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.
Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.
by Chip10 December 14, 2010
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
oh god you have Chris Syndrome
by xjessellison November 27, 2020
A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."
As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.
B)
As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.
B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"
"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"
"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."
Chris Takala! What a whore.
"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"
"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."
Chris Takala! What a whore.
by Alex Haws May 10, 2012
When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.
**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
by Dongcoptered October 8, 2017
Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: chungus@cps.edu
by bowling567 July 18, 2020