Some tryhard idiot who has never laid a finger on a girl.
Look at James. He is such a chotch. - Jane
Yea none of us girls like him. - Sophie
by Funnydud February 1, 2022
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Anoyone who installs unimportant and frivolous additions to his/her car.
Civics have turned into the ultimate chotch car. It's because of chotches that cars such as the Tiburon are seen as "good" cars.
by Joycelyn May 1, 2005
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Another term for coke/cocain.
Let's do some chotch!
by Sarah Putnam April 12, 2007
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People who don't understand that they're making up meanings for words. Also, people who use words that don't really/shouldn't really exist.
A bunch of chotches wrote definitions of 'chotch' in the urban dictionary.


p.s. see the entry for goatse
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An overconfident male who delights in exhibiting his genitles to other males in attempt to gain acceptance. A chotch will also persue females with the foreknowledge that they are a cock tease.
Dale, the chotch of the century, went down on Meghan well aware that she was not willing to stick her thumb in his ass or even play with his balls.
by dancablam September 15, 2003
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A slang term used for such drugs as coke.
A. "Only druggies do chotch"
B. "You'd be all in that if u had money son"
by itturnstoashes August 23, 2008
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Look at the chotch in his vertically-striped shirt watching football and talking to his woman on the phone while drinking a bitch drink.
by k9unit June 15, 2006
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