choregasm
choregasm by Choregasmo August 24, 2007
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Choregasm
1) Bringing one's partner to orgasm out of a sense of responsibility after you yourself have climaxed.
2) Masturbating as a regiment of socio-psycho-sexual maintenance.
2) Masturbating as a regiment of socio-psycho-sexual maintenance.
1)"Yeah, man: Julia's so good in bed that I come during the first five minutes. I usually feel a little ashamed after, though, so I go down on her as compensation. Oh well: a choregasm's better than nothing."
2)"I give myself a choregasm before school to avoid getting an erection during the pledge of allegiance."
2)"I give myself a choregasm before school to avoid getting an erection during the pledge of allegiance."
choregasm
Sucessful completion of the sex act, but only after outrageously exhaustive efforts. Usually used to describe a rather un-satisfying sexual experience which one has been working very hard at achieving and, upon completion, does not think it was worth it.
"Lisa was playing hard to get. I had to take her out six times and spend a fortune on her to get laid, and then all she did was lay there and complain the wholetime. What a choregasm!"
choregasm by Frank Klaune November 22, 2003
Choregasm
Parent-"Honey, will you please do your chores?"
You-"AAHHHMMMM....(thats the choregasm) can I please do it later?"
You-"AAHHHMMMM....(thats the choregasm) can I please do it later?"
Choregasm by alecengland July 7, 2007
Codegasm
Codegasm: “The result of a code epiphany so awesome you must walk away from your desk to respect to it.” Side affects: Forgotten epiphany.
Oh freak! wait.. really? Yes! I've got it!
I just had the most epic codegasm. I've spent weeks trying to fix this problem.
Wait... how are we going to fix it again?
I just had the most epic codegasm. I've spent weeks trying to fix this problem.
Wait... how are we going to fix it again?