Placing your hand on your penis and moving it up and down in a fast motion.
Also called "Whacking off".
Also called "Whacking off".
by Jack Meoff July 11, 2003
by The damned May 20, 2019
Has anyone seen Adam? He was supposed to have that software ready an hour ago! Sorry boss, he's spent the entire morning chokin in the boys' room.
by BigJGunz February 10, 2010
yankin' it, pulling it, jerking off, chokin' da chicken
by giveadamnbusted April 3, 2014
by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008
chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.
by daksrevolution May 4, 2007
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008