chocolatey bullshit

anything containing chocolate.

nestle is some weird chocolatey bullshit.

by jaykitsune March 1, 2004

double chocolatey chunk

to put your nut sack into chocolate syrup and proceed to tea bag someone

When Jose fell asleep, I double chocolatey chunked him.

by MrScreamingpinata March 29, 2010

chocolatey cunt

The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.

1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”

by GodMasterVinee October 12, 2017

chocolatey goodness

Sex between two black people.

Joe and Theresa wanted to be proper, so they married before diving into all the chocolatey goodness.

by The "Substitute" November 23, 2017