chocolate spider

Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.
I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.
by C-whiz November 03, 2005
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chocolate spider

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."
by myopia September 17, 2009
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chocolate spider

After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
by lonewolf703 August 25, 2008
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Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...
Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021
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chocolate spider web of doom

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"
by Roberto DiMatteo May 01, 2004
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