Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

White Chocolate Merlin

This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!

I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!

by blopel July 30, 2009