Chocolate Meatballs

The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.

My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.

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Chocolate-Frosted Meatballs

The male-version of a beef taco. To wit, the result of a man wiping back to front, resulting in poop smeared over his ballsack.

I just wiped back to front, and now I have chocolate-frosted meatballs. Why won't someone teach me how to wipe my ass properly?

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When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

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