The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.
As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!
The moment before you spackle that you know you have to make it to a toilet before you embarrass yourself. A small bubble of shit forms and sprays a small amount of poo on your pants. Much like prairie dogging.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"